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Music Review: Alvin & the Chipmunks - Undeniable

Posted by Tom Watson

I wonder if artists like Blink-182 and Bon Jovi regret allowing a trio of rodents sing their music. Surprisingly Alvin and the Chipmunks’ latest album Undeniable gives a rousing children-friendly version of several classics and introduces four original tracks. It’s nice to see a childhood staple still maintain its relevance for the children of today, especially since it’s the Chipmunks’ first new non-soundtrack album in over 15 years.

After releasing a successful movie last year, the Chipmunks are back with another eclectic mix of different genres. The Chipmunks still have a great harmony that they’ve always had since the late 50s and although some songs on the album can get dogs to roll in pain from the high pitch, Alvin is never off key. The arrangements are spot on and the harmonies are correctly placed. One can see the care that the producers went to maintain the Chipmunk standard.

The cover songs on this album are child-friendly renditions. The Journey classic, “Don’t Stop Believing” playfully replaces the word “wine” with “fur.” The standout cover song has to be “Livin’ on a Prayer” because it starts with a strong acoustic harmony and by the crescendo Alvin is pulling off riffs and vocal runs that weren’t in the original.

There are thankfully only four original tracks on Undeniable: “Thank You,” “Acceptance,” “Ho Ho Ho,” and “Undeniable.” The two songs “Thank You” and “Undeniable” attempt pop sounds, the former harkens to Jordin Sparks or Ne-Yo and the latter more like the Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears. Both of them are obvious tracks that a big named singer would pass on because of the lack of lyrical originality.

I have a big problem with “Ho Ho Ho.” Although the song gets some credit for mentioning Hanukkah, it ends up being a song inadvertently laced with double entendre and a negative view on Dave. Not only does the song mention the chipmunks “…giving Dave headaches” (when I didn’t hear the word "aches" the first time around) but Theodore says “Just quit your whining and Suck It up! That’s what you said Dave.”

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PSP - PC Game DVD Review

Posted by Tom Watson

PSP - WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

The all new Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Party Edition delivers the atmosphere and tension of the hit TV series but with addition of exciting new party game features. For the first time the whole family will be able to play against each other to fight for the right to win a virtual million pounds. With legendary host Chris Tarrant calling all the shots the aim of the game, as you probably already know, is to win a million pounds. However with the addition of multiplayer party modes it will take nerves of steel as well as brains and to land the big prize. Unfortunately, the game doesn't come with a million pounds, so instead we're going to convert your financial winnings into points. Do you have what it takes? We'll keep our fingers crossed.





PSP - APE ACADEMY 2. NEW & SEALED GAME
Ape Academy 2 is the next stage in monkey mayhem on PSP. Players join the monkeys following their graduation from the 'Ape Academy' as they square off in a zany "Scissors, Paper, Stone" card battle!
Technical Details
Rating
3+ (PEGI)
Players 1-2
Region 2 - Playable in UK PSPs



















PSP - MARVEL TRADING CARD GAME. NEW & SEALED
The hit "Vs. System" Trading Card Game from Upper Deck and the Marvel Universe collide to bring an intense strategy card battling game that will forever change video gaming! The Marvel Trading Card Game puts you directly into the action, as the world's most powerful Super Heroes and Super Villians wage an epic struggle for supremacy.

PSP Review: Capcom Classics Collection Reloaded

Posted by Tom Watson

After a superb selection of titles for their first PSP compilation, Capcom has become slightly sloppy with this second outing. If the game selection looks familiar, then you've played Capcom Classics Collection on the PS2 or Xbox.

The majority of the games have landed here on the portable hardware, which is a decent selling point, though it's a shame the selection didn't allow for the extensive lot of exclusives from the previous release.

The game roster is presented in a beautiful interface, going for simplicity instead of flash and overdone style. The interface is wonderful to use and flip through as the arcade games attract screens appear in a small window while browsing. You'll find the following available as you begin to navigate the options:

1942
1943
1943 Kai
Ghosts's Goblins
Ghouls'n Ghosts
Super Ghouls'n Ghosts
Commando
Mercs
Street Fighter II
Street Fighter II Championship Edition
Street Fighter II Turbo
Son Son
Vulgus
Pirate Ship Higemaru
Exed Exes
Gun.Smoke
King of the Dragons
Knights of the Round
Eco Fighters

This is an excellent set of 19 games, with only a few duds still present. The PSP exclusives are stuck at only three games. King of the Dragons, Knights of the Round, and sorely under-appreciated shooter Eco Fighters are worthwhile reasons to own this latest compilation. For fans who know those three games, that's enough to spend the money, with an additional nod to the gorgeous lost classic Eco Fighters simply because it deserves it.

Notables include the three Street Fighter II games, the first time they've been available in this form on a handheld. Loading times are aggravating, as these end up as ports of the Playstation versions, not the original arcade code. By now, there's no reason loading screens should appear in a game 13+ years old.

Few flops are here, and these include Vulgus, Exed Exes, Son Son, and a blatant Pengo rip-off Pirate Ship Higemaru. The rest of the lot is included for quality purposes, regardless of whether or not they're fondly remembered or popular. Commando and the entire round of 194X are way more fun than they should be. Emulation is great all around, though the PSP d-pad causes some problems in more intense moments (and can make the Street Fighters a lost cause).

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Sex And The City Film Review

Posted by Tom Watson

Adapting a beloved television series to film four years after the show went off the air is likely no easy feat. In addition to creating refreshing story lines, the filmmakers have to ensure that fans will still flock to see their favorite television show adapted to the silver screen.

Luckily for Sex and the City, the latter was not a problem (a $55 million opening weekend box office never is) but the plot…Eh. Written by Michael Patrick King, the script picks up four years after the series ended. The story comes off as predictable and lackluster, not to mention devoid of any real humor.

Spoiler-Free Sum-Up

Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) is still the quirky sex columnist and still with suave Mr. Big (Chris Noth). Charlotte York (Kristin Davis) continues to fill her role as the traditionalist in the group, after converting to Judaism and adopting a daughter from China, her life is smooth sailing for most of the film. Practical Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon) is perhaps the most realistic and relatable character, as she juggles her lawyer career and family. The group’s oldest and most scandalous member, Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) has moved to Los Angeles to be an apt girlfriend and agent to the much younger Smith Jerrod (Jason Lewis).

Not intentionally giving away plot points, here’s a watered down, generalized sum up: Carrie and Big toy with the idea of marriage with some bumps on the way, Charlotte endures some digestive problems, Miranda deals with trouble in her marriage, and Samantha has to control her hormones and learn to not jump on her hot LA neighbor.

Where's The Funny?
The trademark men-and-sex humor of the show was lost in translation, nowhere to be found in the bigscreen adaptation. The few laughs in the film seemed forced and ill conceived. And with a 148 minute run time, the movie ran more like a dragged out TV marathon than some cinematic epic. The lack of humor was perhaps the biggest disappointment and truly deflated the film of the spunky female-driven humor that made the television series a smash hit.

The four lead women put up their best efforts in terms of acting. Cynthia Nixon was the only one who truly shone as she brought a thorough conviction to her role. Nonetheless, Parker, Davis and Cattrall have also come to own each of their own respective characters, what other actresses could play Carrie, Charlotte and Samantha?

Manolos Are A Girl's Best Friend

Sex and the City did not disappoint thread-wise, however. The array of colorful, label-filled fashions and footwear were the envy of many a-women. Famed costume designer Patricia Field upped the ante with all of the girlfriends’ signature clothes.

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Article Courtsey: Romantic-Comedy-Films.Suite101.com

First review: Sex and the City

Posted by Tom Watson















There may be a problem with a film when a narrator constantly tells you the meaning of what you have just seen, gift-wrapping each scene with a moral.

There may be a problem with characters who shop with such conviction while the audience looks up from the trough of a credit crunch.

There may be a problem with stretching Sex and the City into a two hour and twenty minute film - it can feel like a never ending dinner party: however pleasant the courses, after a while you can hardly eat another one. None of these problems seemed apparent to the women who sat around me in the cinema in Leicester Square, laughing and weeping in quick succession. After a while I began to reason like one of the characters: maybe the problem was me. Everyone else, being in possession of more than one X chromosome, seemed entirely satisfied by what they were served.

The dialogue was still sharp even if, to an audience now rather more used to women characters talking frankly about sex, it may no longer seem so daring. There were still attempts to shock. Now they were talking about sex in front of a child, referring to the act euphemistically as “colouring”. How often did Miranda do colouring? Not nearly enough. Samantha, the goddess single of older women, of course liked to use all the crayons, while Carrie Bradshaw, our narrator and lead, said that when Big coloured “he doesn’t always stay inside the lines.”

Perhaps the child was needed to remind us that this was shocking, because since the series began, we have all become a lot more grown up. If the atmosphere inside the cinema bordered on the devotional and the theatre was filled with the sounds of women emoting, outside the atmosphere was hysterical. New Line, the studio behind the film, had attempted to pacify critics, curious as to why a film in which a major character is the city of New York, should open first in London.

The company claimed that the event would be “much smaller” than the New York premier, but all four women were there in their heels and dresses, and thousands had arrived to see them and scream their names. Each in turn diplomatically affirmed their love of the city and denied or brushed aside rumours of tensions between the them during filming. If none of the four actresses has enjoyed comparable success since the end of the series four years ago, the crowds cheered louder than they have for established film stars. Many felt they were welcoming back friends who had lived on their screens for six years and were returning for one last blast.

It was almost as if the director was feeling the nostalgia. The opening scenes are broken up with musical montages, softly lit like Hallmark adverts. Carrie Bradshaw, (Sarah Jessica Parker), is finally to marry her Mr Big (Chris Noth). The news features in New York gossip columns, she is the forty-year-old bride featured in a wedding edition of Vogue. The plot twists and turns like that of a pot boiler. Having inspired an entire genre of ‘chick lit’, Sex and the City the film feeds off its own progeny. Is it a film, one wonders, or an extended soap opera, will any of these crises be resolved and, if they are, will it matter, for they will surely soon plunge themselves into another dilemma, for which the only cure is an expansive shopping trip. At the last, there is at least a brief concession to the meaner times in which we live now. And at the last, does Carrie finally marry her Mr Big? Well, dear reader, I can tell you that she...

A women’s institution
  • Philip Treacy designed the hat worn for last night’s premiere by Sarah Jessica Parker. The eccentric British style icon Isabella Blow helped to make the Irish milliner a household name by stepping out in his outrageous designs for more than a decade
  • Six seasons of the original television series of Sex and the City were produced on the HBO network between 1998 and 2004
  • It won six Emmy awards and eight Golden Globes
  • The final episode on Channel 4 in 2004 drew 4.1 million viewers
  • The fifth series was cut to eight episodes after Parker and Cynthia Nixon became pregnant
  • A black sequined Chanel dress with a price tag of $5,000 was among items of clothing from the series put up for sale in New York
  • A channel in Shanghai produced its own version of the series in 2003 called Hot Ladies

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Article Courtsey : Entertainment.Times Online.co.uk


The Lion King

Posted by Tom Watson

Theatrical Release: June 24, 1994 / Running Time: 87 Minutes Rating: G
IMAX Release: December 25, 2002

Directors: Roger Allers, Rob Minkoff

Voice Cast:
Jonathan Taylor Thomas (Young Simba)
Matthew Broderick (Adult Simba)
James Earl Jones (Mufasa)
Jeremy Irons (Scar)
Niketa Calame (Young Nala)
Moira Kelly (Adult Nala)
Nathan Lane (Timon)
Ernie Sabella (Pumbaa)
Robert Guillaume (Rafiki)
Rowan Atkinson (Zazu)
Madge Sinclair (Sarabi)
Zoe Leader (Sarafina)
Jason Weaver (Young Simba, singing)

Songs:
"Circle of Life", "I Just Can't Wait to Be King", "Be Prepared", "Hakuna Matata", "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?"

Awards:
Academy Awards - Best Song ("Can You Feel the Love Tonight?"), Best Original Score (Hans Zimmer); Golden Globes - Best Picture (Comedy/Musical), Best Original Score, Best Original Song ("Can You Feel the Love Tonight?")

There's a small number of a films that I admire too much to attempt to review them. My writing certainly won't do justice to the greatness of them, so rather than struggle with superlatives and words that won't satisfy me in the way the film does, I'll pass almost altogether on reviewing The Lion King. Nonetheless, the status of the film and the nature of this site both call for me to review this Platinum DVD release.

Suffice it to say that The Lion King is the best Disney film that I've seen, and I've seen a bunch. The numerous highlights include a riveting score which blends Hans Zimmer and African choruses featuring Lebo M, some of the most wonderful and catchy songs to ever be recorded on film, energetic performances all around from a talented voice cast, vibrant and colorful animated scenery, and incredibly effective and cinematic direction and style.

On the off chance that you're one of the few people who haven't seen this wonderful film, it is about a young lion cub named Simba, whose father Mufasa happens to be the king of Pride Rock. Throw into the mix his jealous uncle Scar, best friend Nala, free-spirited roamers Timon and Pumbaa, and the tale of Simba's development is filled with adventure, comedy, music, and a variety of life lessons.

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Article Courtsey: Ultimatedisney.com